dragonlady

dragonlady! hiding in the clouds

dragonlady! lurking in the crowds

dragonlady! seductress from the east

dragonlady! rides a deadly beast

typecasting GO!

exoticizing GO!

othering GO!

lusting GO! GO!

[80s guitar solo]

[drum break / clap hands]

dragonlady! she will steal your soul, oh

dragonlady! wears a red kimono

dragonlady! evil mathematician (aren’t they all?)

dragonlady! but works as a beautician (at the strip mall)

DRA-GON-LADYYYYYYYY